Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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