I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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