Porn is love you can see.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
