Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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