Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
There r osticjed everywhere
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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