I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
