I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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