If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Randomize
