she woke up with a sticky ear
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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