talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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