We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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