question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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