; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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