I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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