no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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