I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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