i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
third nipple confirmed
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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