what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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