So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Randomize