I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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