What did I eat last night that was bloody?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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