Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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