Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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