You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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