I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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