Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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