u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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