I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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