I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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