yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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