so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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