Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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