i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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