Can Purell be used as lube?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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