And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
