found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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