dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just puked most of my soul out..
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