That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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