so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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