Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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