just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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