Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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