y did u give ur computer a hand job?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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