You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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