got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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