I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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