PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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