I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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