I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i dont even know how to be here
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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