It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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