My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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