Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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