You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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