About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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