This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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