I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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