covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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