I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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