We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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