i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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