Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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